Category: Joke Board
16. Good sign: The restaurant says they serve children.
Bad sign: They mean that literally.
15. Good sign: You see your waitress washing her hands after using the bathroom.
Bad sign: You are in the men's room.
14. Good sign: The restaurant constantly advertises their meat as the "freshest available."
Bad sign: The roadkill cleanup truck always seems to be out front.
13. Good sign: No sign of cockroaches in the kitchen.
Bad sign: They were all eaten by the rats.
12. Good sign: They have fois gras on the menu!
Bad sign: No, seriously, there's stinky goose liver smeared all over this thing!
11. Good sign: The restaurant's signature dish is Crepes Suzette flambe.
Bad sign: Suzette is the name of the owner's missing wife.
10. Good sign: Considered the best Iranian restaurant in the area.
Bad sign: All the food is nuked.
9. Good sign: You see Bobby Flay at one table and Rachel Ray at another.
Bad sign: He's puking his guts out, and she's running for the bathroom holding her ass.
8. Good Sign: The Michelin Guide rates it as the best restaurant in Paris!
Bad sign: That's Paris, Texas.
7. Good sign: The delightful "salade de poulet" has raisins!
Bad sign: Them ain't raisins.
6. Good Sign: It's a brand new steak house.
Bad sign: Those "char marks" look suspiciously like the treads off a Goodyear.
5. Good sign: They take all major credit cards.
Bad sign: They don't give them back.
4. Good sign: A review of the restaurant has gone viral.
Bad sign: The review frequently uses the word "viral."
3. Good sign: There is a line clear out the door.
Bad sign: It leads to the bathroom.
2. Good sign: Sandwiches named after celebrities.
Bad sign: The "Mama Cass Elliot Ham Sandwich."
and the Number 1 Restaurant Good Sign/Bad Sign...
1. Good sign: They offer Surf 'n Turf.
Bad sign: The waiter asks if you want one straw or two.
I didn't get some of them but a few were funny.
Same here.